What the fuck did I do?

Hair has gone. Not all of it, but a significant amount. Three years of long and curly/wavy, gone in an hour. I look more preppy, than fuzzy, more Vampire Weekend...

...than Rafael Nadal...

 ...but 20 years older in both cases!!!

A change is as good as a rest and it's been three years of long hair, but it looks odd when I look in the mirror...who is that man?

It's only because I agree with the sentiments that I show this here. Nothing else. I'm sure you understand.

1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? - Yes

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? - Afternoon as the evening light fades...but I won't turn it down at any other time.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? - I don't sleep on the side I sleep on top.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No

5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? Yes to both. The shower is a particular favourite.  Cleanliness is next to sexiness I believe!

6. Do you watch/read pornography? Not really. Most of it leaves me cold.

7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Depends on the mood, but I probably lean towards preferring someone who takes the lead.

8. Do you love someone on your blogroll? I plead 5th Amendment.

9. Would you choose love or money? Love, obviously.

10. Your top three favourite kinks in bed? What's kinky? One man's kink is another man's norm.  But if it's kinky then being tied up, or tying someone up, blindfolds, threesomes!

11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? No.

12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? In the sea off a quiet beach in the Aegean Sea.

13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? On the car hood?!?

14. Have you ever been caught having sex? If you count the passing cars honking their horns

15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? No.

16. Ever been picked up in a bar? No.

17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? No.

18. Had sex in a movie theater? No. Although I did bring her off!

20. Had sex in a bathroom? Of course...where else would the bath/shower of Q5 be?.

21. Have you ever had sex at work? Yes.

22. Bought something from an adult store? Yes.

23. Do you own any sex toys? No.

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? I am on film, but not in a naughty way.

25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? No.

26. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse? Well it's clearly sex, but it's not intercourse. 

27. What's your favorite sexual position? From behind, standing, with her bent over the table, end of the bed, back of the sofa (you get the idea). But I like her to ride me too!

28. What's your favorite sex act? As opposed to sex position?  Was this written by a celibate? Well to add to Q27, giving and receiving.

29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? in the same room? How can you have sex with more than one person at a time in different rooms?!?! Jesus you'd need a big cock for that!!  But yes I have. In the same room, not yes I have a big cock. Well maybe I do, but not THAT big!

30. How many bloggers do you think will post this meme this week? Who cares!

Last night. Sheffield. A right good seeing to. An eyeful and an earful. Aural so to speak.  I'm talking of the Devonshire Crew, Muse, of course; and they were brilliant. What they lack in personality (Guy Garvey should offer lessons), they more than make up for with bloody loud spectacle.

The day before I made the reacquaintance of an old friend.  She'd been gone for a few months.   But she was back with a bang (and a blow job to boot).  Couldn't keep our hands off each other. And everything else.  Bathroom floors, living room doorways, wetness and hardness combined.  And loads of laughter too.  Fucking perfect....

And there may be the (never thought it possible) return of another who figured so much back in the early days of blog...but I'll be more circumspect this time with my writing if I'm not to bugger it up once again.