I'm taking a short break.
I feel my sex life is no longer of interest...to you or me.
My muse lies elsewhere and my words are inhabiting another dark corner of blog. They're a bit more specialist. If you're bothered, I'll tell you. If you're not, that's fair enough.
The Sexy MotherFucker has left the building...
Awww don't go... or atleast tell me where you're going