Geraldine and her Winner's Song...pure pop genius. Brilliant pastiche. Laughed so hard my head fell off.

In other news, there isn't any. And there's nowt on the telly. And I have a groin strain. So no running for me.

But Elbow in Leeds on Saturday. Hope there ain't any nouveau Mercury fans, just those wot have been listening since the beginning.

And I have tickets to see The Killers. And the Mighty Boosh. And James.

So a sort of 7/10 day