Yesterday, I heard Rachel Stevens (you know the sweet one from S Club) singing I Said Never Again (But Here We Are). I've heard this quite a few times, but it was only last week when I thought, "is this about anal sex"?

"Oh, I let you in my back door" she sings playfully.

If yes, then the whole song is a paean to anal. Wow, and I thought Pictures of Lily was naughty when I was 12?!?

What is the world coming to?